Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Christmas time



Man it's been a long time since I posted. We got our Christmas cards out but ran out of color ink at about the 3rd card. So I think maybe two people got nice color ful cards, some got streaky ones, and some even got black and white on regular paper. So for those who have suffered this injustice of black and white cards we're posting it here for your viewing pleasure. For those who did not receive a card from us, consider this an e-card to you.
Also, Sara has wanted me to post this 3d picture from the last ultrasound.
I also recently had a disastrous run in with some delicious taco meat the other day. Sara made some tacos on Wednesday - ish and on Friday I took the leftover meat to work and had tacos for lunch. That was quite delicious but I didn't finish the taco meat so I took it home and put it behind our counter.... and left it there til Monday morning. Monday I found it and it was luke warmish because all the ice in the cooler had melted down which became justification # 1 for me because hey, they were probably coolish (not cold, though) all day on Saturday. That brought me to my next point of reason (#2) that on Sunday of all days the meat wouldn't go bad. So I figured the only time it could be bad was from midnight to 8am monday. My next reason (#3) was that I have eaten dirt covered fruit loops off the floor as a kid which I cleaned with adequate frust (the act of blowing really hard on something to disinfect it - those of you who have seen paul blart mall cop know what I'm talking about - when he eats the sucker off the floor). Either way I am still alive today and don't recall getting sick from the fruit loops. So in the end I decided to just blow really hard on the taco meat before I ate it for lunch.... and dinner. I ate dinner at 4 and then about 10 when we were driving home from kaysville I started to get dizzy and had a hard time staying on the road. We had to pull over and let my mind calm down. Finally made it home and I felt sick like a dog for the rest of the night. In fact I felt like I was gonna die. I learned a valuable lesson - blow harder on old taco meat. I only blew on it once - twice probably would have cleaned it better.

4 comments:

Fred and Sara said...

Hey this is Sara giving you a little more info on the ultrasound that for some bizarre reason my husband left out. The ultrasound is from my 20 week visit when we found out we were having a girl. I really like this picture because out of all 10 pics the doctor gave us this is the only one were she doesnt look like a freakish alien, more like a 3D cartoon. I would much rather have a cartoon living in me and not some freakish skeletal alien.

Lindee said...

Lol.....wow. you guys are some funny people. and i'm thinkin you'd better go with at least three blows on the taco meat next time, just for good measure.

Unknown said...

fred, i laughed. then i laughed again at the comment from sarah. i am glad you are both funny. fred, you should probably just stick with mac and cheese.

Frank said...

Fred, you're lucky you only FELT like you were going to die! 3 day old warm taco meat is enough to gag a healthy maggot! Funny though.